(1). GABBAR: yea hath mujhe dede Thakur . Thakur :lay lay kutte magar yad rakhna mujhe roj 7 baje “potty” lagti hai. DHULANE AA JANA.
(2). GIRL: aste lagche ! BOY: r ektu khani ,GIRL: r parchina! BOY: ekhuni dhuke jabe,GIRL: khub tight!,BOY: dhur ! tomar churi tumi nijey poro.
(3). Barsaat ki ek raat ek bhigi ,ladki bhiga badan, bhigi julfe, bhiga hont …dekhkar eisa laga …kal ye 100% bimar paregi.
(4). Ek DEVTA aur devio ka mandir tha, jisme buri niyat bale gayab ho jate .Salman gaya Salman gayab,Sharukh gaya, Sharukh jayab .Mallika swerawat gaya –BHAGAWAN GAYAB .
(5). Santa saw a poster in police station “2 engineers wanted for rape” Santa “ damn it man ! these engineers always get the best jobs”
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